Escape From Work
In my efforts to avoid work until that critical point between gross
procrastination and panic, I've decided to whore myself on xanga
layouts, trying to find a new look that may pull the chances of me
updating this xanga again from 5% to 5.5%.
This layout is kind of obnoxious, but I needed some intense color
stimulant to revive my faded passion for xanga. I'll probably get rid
of it in <5 days. I wish I had Photoshop like everyone else who's
caught up with the 21st century so I can make my own background...but
alas, I'm still rollin' with my ghettofabulous Microsoft Paint that can
only draw circles and rectangles with different thicknesses... Oh my
gosh, who's crying from this tragic tale already? yes...please pity me
and send me a bootleg copy of photoshop.
You will get an extravagant picture of many circles and rectangles of different sizes in return...
^__________^
Ok anyway, I'm at a point where a slack in updating resulted in a huge
collection of events that I've yet to share. I don't know where to
begin...I'll do them in increments, I guess. Like a "Snapple Fact of
the Day" or something.
So, for today:
My goldfish whom I have not named yet has officially been alive for
almost a month under my watch. However, he is either dying or suffering
from mental retardation because he is always flopping one fin while
lazily slanting to his side, eyes spacing out and mouth opening
spasmodically to take in uneven breathes (sometimes his own poo if he
swims into a pile). He's so vibrantly red...too pretty for his own
good. Pretty things are too fragile, which is unfortunate when I'm the
one who's taking care of them. >.< why was I so greedy when I
picked him? I should have gone for the ugly gray ones that look more
like tadpoles than goldfish...they'd probably survive the hollocaust.
Good luck to my fish! I spent $2.00 on his "interior decorating" so I
hope he'll get to enjoy that for at least another week or so...
Comments (5)
dumdum?! -_- surriously, arthur.....
i <3 u lu! hahaha :P omg my fish is starting to be mentally retarded too actually, and i just realized that half the water in its "bowl" evaporated. time to change water! o.O